Fashion Police: Celeb miscues might send swains fleeing

Monday, 04 December 2017, 04:02:58 AM. A wee note to Meghan Markle:Dahling! First of all, congrats! We at Chez Martini are thrilled to teensy bits at your engagement to Prince Harry.I read that you two are planning the nups for Memorial Day of next year and was wondering — would you be a lamb and switch the date? You see, my neighbor’s daughter Ambrosia Scurve is tying the knot to Lucian von Honkerton that weekend, and she’s a scosh

A wee note to Meghan Markle:

Dahling! First of all, congrats! We at Chez Martini are thrilled to teensy bits at your engagement to Prince Harry.

I read that you two are planning the nups for Memorial Day of next year and was wondering — would you be a lamb and switch the date? You see, my neighbor’s daughter Ambrosia Scurve is tying the knot to Lucian von Honkerton that weekend, and she’s a scosh hysterical about you “pulling focus.”

Ambs went so far as to call the Palace and explain how she hired a firefly wrangler to spell their names in the night sky, but apparently the line went dead. I ask only because her sobs are rattling my Royal Doulton off the shelf.

Cheers, Ivana

Speaking of drama, there was plenty on view during this week’s red carpet stakeout.

Let me bask in this Royal Sunshine, and I’ll file my report:

A MUNSTER CALLS: Greta Gerwig looks shrouded in mystery. Actually, just shrouded.

JUST SUPER: Gwen Stefani poses heroically in her caped getup. Her superpowers? Having the guts to leave the house in that.

TAPPA TAPPA: Emily Meade made a daring escape from some chorus line where she had to rhyme “sun” a lot, I just know it.

ALMOST THERE: I hate to tell you, Jennifer Connelly, but your dress is making a break for it.


ROYAL SUNSHINE

  • 4 oz. Crown Royal Canadian whiskey
  • 12 oz. orange juice
  • Build over ice in a collins glass.

— drinknation.com

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